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[18 May 2008|01:47pm]

This community isn't so active. :\
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Oh Hey look :D [14 May 2008|04:12pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]

Hey everyone, I'm fairly new to LJ. :D

Name: Shane, or Squee ^.^
Fat nicknames: Fluffy or Pillsbury dough boy
Height: 6'0"
Weight: No comment :\
Fav. foods: Chicken Parmesan or some Pork with Rice
Fav. dessert: A Brownie with Ice Cream/Pecans
Fav. juice: Does Monster count? :]
Fav. soda: Dr.Pepper
Fav. fast food restaurant: BK
Can you see your feet? Yes :x
A real story that proves your fatness: Well I might have friends that don't care about how big I am its still not fun for me when they try to 'scoop' me(Yes I know). Also I am a chef and it gets quite irritating when I am called Pillsbury dough boy or chef boyardee.
Minutes you exercise per day: I don't exercise every day but when I go with my mom we walk about a mile and a heif. :P
And include a picture: Hmm :\ It's a bad picture >.<

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mmmmmmmmm. [13 May 2008|07:51pm]

its sick how much better you feel after you polish off a box of chocolate donuts after a tough day.

i like it though. 
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NEW :) [12 May 2008|04:59pm]

name: kerri
fat nicknames: kerri the berry. cuz i'm round, y'know.
height: 5'5
weight: 250
fav. foods: CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!
fav. dessert: any lmao.
fav. juice: pomegranate juice mm.
fav. soda: yeah any for this one too.
fav. fast food restaurant: ive recently become obsessed with taco bell
can you see your feet? if i try really hard HAHA
a real story that proves your fatness: when i was in 8th grade, a group of really mean boys told everyone i was so fat because i had 8 aborted fetuces in my belly... and that i needed a forklift to be carried around everywhere. or you can ask the 2093702934723 doctors that have put me on 93274920734 (failed) diets LOL!
minutes you exercise per day: ummm ZERO?
and include a picture: 


P.S. this is an amazing community for people who are just okay with being fat. EMBRACE WHO YOU ARE!!
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New here [07 May 2008|12:43pm]
[ mood | fat ]

name: Al/Zero
fat nicknames: Fatty McFatFat
height: 6'2"
weight: 375 lbs
fav. foods: pastas
fav. dessert: Milkshakes or smoothies |3
fav. juice: Apple
fav. soda: Cherry anything
fav. fast food restaurant: BK
can you see your feet? Sometimes
a real story that proves your fatness: hmmmm, at 14 i was 280 lbs, broke my bed frame, my moms bed frame and 2 computer chairs, the latest one within a week of buying it
minutes you exercise per day: Exercise?
and include a picture:

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[04 Jan 2006|06:14pm]

Name Abby. Hello :]
Fat Nicknames Flabby(Get it cause, my name's ABBY?). Hahahaha I love it.
Height 5'1 1/2ish?
Weight 126lbs
Fav. Foods Oh geez. Hmm, that would have to be Mac & Cheese. or maybe Tuna. I know mostly everyone hates it, but I'm one of those freaks who could honestly live on it. Haha.
Fav. Dessert Waffles & Ice-cream. Ohhh do I love it.
Fav. Juice Apple Juice.
Fav. Soda Cherry coke
Fav. Fast Food Restaurant Wendy's. Jr Bacon Cheese Burgers are up there with breathing. Hahaha, kiddinnggg.
Can you see your feet? If I suck in hard enough AKA no, hah.
A real story that proves your Fatness You see, honestly. There is no story. I just AM, and always was. I've never been this skinny little thing, so basically everyone's used to my weight. I'm not saying I've never endured the whole "HAHAHAHA FLABBY SHUT UP, YOUR FAT!" thing, but I'm just saying.. there's no actual expirence that has opened my eyes to it. That's pretty lame, but please don't bite my head off about it.
Minutes you exercise per day I dance in the shower. Does that count!? If so, then around four :D
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[03 Nov 2004|12:41am]
name: jesse
fat nicknames:piggy
height: 5'2
weight: 189
fav. foods: filet mignon with bernaise sauce
fav. dessert: godiva chocolate raspberry truffle ice cream
fav. juice: pomegranate juice
fav. soda: mountain dew
fav. fast food restaurant: burger king
can you see your feet?: usually
a real story that proves your fatness: i have a lot of trouble getting through the turnstiles at my subway station
minutes you exercise per day: none
and include a picture: sitting
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[25 Aug 2004|07:55am]

[ mood | hungry ]

but delicious all the same

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[29 Jul 2004|09:21pm]

name Julia (but have changed that to juleyah)
fat nicknames fat legs
height 5'5 (168 cm)
weight like 115 k *oo shame shame*
fav. foods choc chip cookies
fav. dessert icecream
fav. juice strawberry-orange-banana *strange, me knows*
fav. soda coca cola light lemon (guess you'd say diet coke with lemon tho)
fav. fast food restaurant McD.
can you see your feet? hang on...er.. yes, I see them.
a real story that proves your fatness I eat a lot. Like 6-9 times a day. My bro calls me fat legs whenever he sees me. I eat donuts and cookies whenever I have money to buy them. I always wear baggy clothes to "hide"
minutes you exercise per day oooh... easy. zero.
and include a picture gosh. wish I knew how to do that *ashamed*

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[13 Jul 2004|12:50am]
[ mood | huge ]

name: Eve
fat nicknames: Fat Ass, Worthless Tub of Lard
height: 5'8"
weight: 119.5
fav. foods: French fries, chicken, anything with peanut butter, Fettucini Alfredo, cheese quesadillas
fav. dessert: Ice cream, Belgian waffles, peanut M&M's, Starburst (especially strawberry)
fav. juice: cranberry, orange
fav. soda: diet Coke
fav. fast food restaurant: McDonald's
can you see your feet?: yes
a real story that proves your fatness: Yesterday I ate two hot dogs and an ice cream cone, and I didn't throw it up.
minutes you exercise per day: 90
and include a picture: I don't have a digital camera or a scanner.

I just joined LiveJournal, and I am looking to meet some people...I am so fat, so I think this might be the place for me.


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[06 Jul 2004|11:34am]

man, i remember last summer when this community was all the rage.

::nostalgic sigh::
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CORPULENT FASCISM! [14 Jun 2004|11:25pm]

[ mood | full ]

watch out

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[03 Jun 2004|03:40pm]

name: emma
fat nicknames: like ms. ironic_angel, fatty mc fattfatt. we're friends, if by friends you mean people who eat together.
height: 5'4
weight: 155 or thereabouts
fav. foods: mc chicken sandwiches, steak fries, raw cookie dough, ice cream, waffles with ice cream, general tso's chicken, fried chicken strips on croissants with lots of mayo and some lettuce, ravioli, sausage, steak, steak, lamb, lamb saag, pad thai, cheddar cheese cracker flavored combos, any kind of cheese, especially the kind that comes in a can, avocados.
fav. dessert: raw cookie dough, ice cream, waffles with ice cream,
fav. juice: i don't drink juice. maybe lemonade with extra sugar.
fav. soda: sprite
fav. fast food restaurant: mc donalds & wendy's, though i do love whoppers.
can you see your feet? yes
a real story that proves your fatness: this morning: woke up at ten. decided i wanted a few little chicken sandwiches from mc donald's for breakfast. went out in my pyjamas to be told by the drive-through woman that "the grill is broken." WTF? MC CHICKEN SANDWICHES ARE DEEP FRIED, NO? so i drove seven minutes to get them from parsippany. this is a lot for me. i don't go out of my way. i don't really like moving. i got three and some fries and headed home, ate one in the car, finished the other two, and decided to make cookies. i creamed a stick of butter with some sugar, decided cookies weren't that important, and just ate the butter and sugar. it's what i really wanted, anyways. then i ate the five cookies left over from two days ago, when i actually finished the batch. and then i decided to join your community.
minutes you exercise per day. if i can do it lying down, i will. moving sucks.
and include a picture. i don't have any on the computer and i'm sure as hell not making the effort to take any.
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intro [03 Jun 2004|01:52am]

name: katie
fat nicknames: fatty mcfatfat
height: 5'4"
weight: 115
fav. foods: anything italian, general tso's chicken, tacos, potstickers, indian food, bagels
fav. dessert: anything chocolate, ice cream, cookie dough, fried bananas
fav. juice: pineapple or cran-raspberry
fav. soda: cherry coke
fav. fast food restaurant: taco bell & mcdonalds
can you see your feet?: indeed i can
a real story that proves your fatness: i don't really have a story...instead let me just describe my dinner to you: giant steak, 2 potatoes, big salad (i know..salad...but it was huge and it had a lot of dressing), and a big piece of blueberry pie a la mode for dessert. then i got hungry again around midnight so i made some macaroni and cheese. and some ice cream.
minutes you exercise per day: none
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[27 Apr 2004|09:22pm]

my mom just came home with TWENTY EIGHT dollars worth of girl scout cookies and an oreo cheesecake.

"pinch me," i say, through my samoa-stuffed mouth.
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[27 Apr 2004|04:05am]

[ mood | calm ]

name-> danielle

fat nicknames-> chunks, tanks, waddles

height-> 5'1

weight-> 185

fav. foods-> real mashed potatoes with real butter and sour cream, real cheesecake, thick delmonico steaks (med. rare), double whoppers w. cheese/bacon.. extra cheese and mayo, double cheeseburger.. minus pickle, minus onion, plus mayo, plus bacon...

fav. dessert-> cheesecake (any flavor), hagaan daas ice cream

fav. juice-> orange banana strawberry (tropicana)

fav. soda-> pepsi, mt. dew livewire

fav. fast food restaurant-> wendys, taco bell

can you see your feet-> if i stand with my stomach relaxed.. no

a real story that proves your fatness-> one day i was pumping gas in my car, and when i paid for it, i got a lotto ticket and won $20.. i took myself (pretty much) across the street to ponderosa to get a buffet and entre.. 11.95 for steak and buffet.. after i had about 3 plates.. i went back to my car.. and i was so stuffed that i had to move my seat back so i could get back in my car... since then.. my seats been moved back even more.. just so i can drive comfortably.. (i drive a 2000 saturn.. its tiny)

minutes you exercise per day-> bed to shower to room to dressing to car to house to car to house to computer to typing to bed... food in between...

and include a picture-> heres a link to 20 of them: My Photo Album

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i regret to inform you that [19 Apr 2004|05:45pm]

[ mood | disappointed ]

the only thing ben plans to consume for the next ten days is a strange potion consisting of water, lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper.

and i'll have to deal with his skinny cranky starved ass for the duration of his "cleansing".

bah! traitor!

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[04 Apr 2004|06:46pm]

[ mood | nostalgic ]

being the sentimental turd that i am, i was looking through my old entries and i found this. its from may 26, 2003 (a couple months before ben got me to join this fantabulous community and commence OWNING you fat fucks):

"i came thisclose to burning down the house in an attempt to make curly fries in half the time by using the broiler, which turned out not to be such a good idea because apparently we have a flame broiler, not an electric one. i came back to an oven filled with smoke and a tray full of black fries glowing red. hahahh. my brother came home and said he smelled steak. so did my mom. im like, no, not steak, just incinerated fries."

hayden + the_corpulents = meant to be.

ps. taryn and i had two breakfasts this morning

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[03 Apr 2004|05:30pm]

I truly am the Corpy of the Week.

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So...hungry.... [20 Mar 2004|02:10pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

What is the saddest thing that you have had to do, in order to fill your stomach with food?

When I lived with my mom and we had no kinda food and I had no money I resorted to eating saltine crackers and spaghetti sauce! If I closed my eyes it was like thin crust pizza!

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[16 Mar 2004|04:44pm]
When you look at this, do you still have a large appetite?


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[02 Mar 2004|08:07pm]

I regret to inform you all that the Skipster and I have joined our high school track team. However, with all the cheesecake eating that goes on with us, I don't think you guys have anything to worry about.

P.S. Subway is SUCH a delicious treat! I always get like 5 of those oatmeal raisin cookies too.
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the pigs stopped flying! [29 Feb 2004|01:37pm]

[ mood | relieved ]

ben isnt vegan anymore.
during my daily humping-ben-in-the-hallway ritual on thursday i witnessed none other than his hands wrapped around a beautiful bottle of hershey's chocolate milk!

what's with ben? hes like alll over the ladder of corpulent respectibility levels.

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[09 Feb 2004|05:01pm]

...and why the hell am i the only person who posts here anymore???!!
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it's the effort that makes them so tasty [09 Feb 2004|04:56pm]

the tips of my fingers are numb from eating so many pistachios.

i'm returning to my days of pistachio-inflicted callouses.
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[05 Feb 2004|05:48pm]

[ mood | slobby ]

i just got nutella on my homework


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[04 Feb 2004|06:28pm]
omgzzzzzzzz i found a corpy's ripoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[18 Jan 2004|07:05pm]


         Some say dominos pizza is small therefore, it's less fattening... i say eating three dominos pizzas BY MYSELF is plenty of compensation.

          Im sure you've all heard that im a vegetarian, but in my defense, I ATE THREE FUCKING DOMINOS PIZZAS BY MYSELF. The bloated chunky feeling that ensued was beauty beyond belief.


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i am hungry but must wait for mumsy to return bearing bagels [18 Jan 2004|11:48am]

[ mood | ravenous ]

my mom steals forks from airplanes. her cool level has been multiplied to: infinity.
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my new user bio = fattest most awesome thing ever.

yesterday i was going to bake a cake for taryn's potato_bread birthday, but then i realized that its five degrees outside and i cant deliver it to her. so then i realized i could still back a cake, i'll just have to eat it myself. ...and give her some next time i see her? 0:) thats not such a bad fate (for me at least)

i want to cry every time i see ben because he is losing weight. VISIBLY. okay, fine ben, lose weight, but you are RAPING MY EYES with shame and hypocrisy kthx.

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[11 Jan 2004|10:37am]

SO, someone has gotten quite portly lately with a little, rather a TON, of undesirable extra winter blubber. That certain someone would be ME. My ass is huge, and I'm developing love handles. It's 10:30 AM and I've already consumed a day's worth of calories and fat in chips and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I think I may have to do some sort of exercising from now. I told myself a week ago that I would start jogging, but then I wait around all day telling myself I'll go later, then it's dark and where I jog, you don't want to be at night. I'm a lost cause and doomed to be a lard ass for the rest of my days.
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