areyoumyanang (areyoumyanang) wrote in the_corpulents,
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i am hungry but must wait for mumsy to return bearing bagels

my mom steals forks from airplanes. her cool level has been multiplied to: infinity.

stolen fucking fork
stolen fucking fork again


my new user bio = fattest most awesome thing ever.

yesterday i was going to bake a cake for taryn's potato_bread birthday, but then i realized that its five degrees outside and i cant deliver it to her. so then i realized i could still back a cake, i'll just have to eat it myself. ...and give her some next time i see her? 0:) thats not such a bad fate (for me at least)

i want to cry every time i see ben because he is losing weight. VISIBLY. okay, fine ben, lose weight, but you are RAPING MY EYES with shame and hypocrisy kthx.
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